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The probability of anything happening is in inverse ratio to its desirability.
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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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The race is not always to the swift nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet.
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It's Not My Job!
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It's not hard to meet expenses; they are everywhere.
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It's not how good your work is, it's how well you explain it.
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It's not the work that gets me down, it's the coffee breaks.
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It's out of my control.
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Job placement: Telling your boss what he can do with your job.
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Join in the new game that's sweeping the country. It's called "Bureaucracy". Everybody stands in a circle. The first person to do anything loses.
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Junk mail arrives the day it was sent.
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Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
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Just about the time when your income gets to the point where food prices don't matter, calories do.
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It would be nice to be sure of anything the way some people are of everything.
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It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black.
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It\'s always darkest just before the lights go out.
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It's always the wrong time of the month.
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It's better to have loafed and lost than never to have loafed at all.
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It's better to retire too soon than too late.
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It's difficult to work in a group when you're omnipotent.
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