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Blessed are those who go around in circles, for they shall be known as wheels.
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Blessed is he who expects no gratitude, for he shall not be disappointed.
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Blessed is he who has reached the point of no return and knows it for he shall enjoy living.
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Boldly going forward because we cannot find reverse.
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Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it.
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Build something foolproof and every fool will use it.
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Bureaucracy: a method for transforming energy into solid waste.
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By the time you can make ends meet, they've moved the ends.
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By the time you have the right answers, no one is asking you questions.
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By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost
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Cant produces countercant.
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Capitalism is based on the assumption that you can win.
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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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Chipped dishes never break.
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Clearly stated instructions will consistently produce multiple interpretations.
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Cocaine is nature's way of telling you you have too much money.
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Commit suicide. A hundred thousand lemmings cannot be wrong.
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Common sense is not so common.
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Common sense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world. Everyone thinks he has enough. - Descartes, 1637
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Communication with the dead is only a little more difficult than communication with (Insert Your Favorite Group - Engineering/Financial...)
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