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Competition brings out the best in products and the worst in people.
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Complex problems have simple, easy to understand, wrong answers.
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Confession is good for the soul, but bad for the career.
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Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
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Confusion creates jobs.
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Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good.
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Conscious is being aware of something; conscience is wishing you weren't.
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Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
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Cop-out number 1. You should have seen it when I got it.
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Create a need and fill it.
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Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.
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Creativity is no substitute for knowing what you're doing.
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Creditors have better memories than debtors.
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Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.
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Dare to be average.
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Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat.
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Definition of an elephant: A mouse built to government specifications.
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Democracy is that form of government where everybody gets what the majority deserves.
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Diplomacy is the ability to tell someone to "get lost" in such a way that they look forward to the trip
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Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way.
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