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Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.

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Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.

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Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.

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Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

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Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.

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Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.

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Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.

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Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings":
* The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The Suffe-Ring
* The Endu-Ring

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It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.

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Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

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It\'s true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married!
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There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late!"

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Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

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They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self-defense.

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When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

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There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through hell.

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A gentleman is one who never swears at his wife while ladies are present.

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A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.

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Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy.

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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
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