Love Making Tips - One Line Jokes | You might be a redneck if... - [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32] Jokes info You dated your daddy's current wife in high school. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing "I Will Always Love You". Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center. (Clinton true-life story) Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here The most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection (your insurance man is a redneck too if he pays you for it). Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Your dad is also your favorite uncle. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here During your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here On your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Your parakeet knows the phrase "Open up, Police!" Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here In tough situations you ask yourself, "What would Curly do?" Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are "Play Ball..." Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here   [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32]

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