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You have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.

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You bring your dog to work with you.

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Your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

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You've ever held somebody up with a caulk gun.

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You have every episode of "Hee Haw" on tape.

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Your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.

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Your masseuse uses lard.

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Your wife's best shoes have steel toes.

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You use your fishing license as a form of I.D.

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On stag night, you take a real deer.

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You use a 55 Chevy as a guest house.

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Your back porch is bigger than your house.

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There is more oil in your cap than in your car.

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You think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture.

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A full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.

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An expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.

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You think Old Yeller is a movie about your brother's tooth.

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You watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.

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Your secret family recipe is illegal.

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Your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.

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