Love Making Tips - One Line Jokes | You might be a redneck if... - [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32] Jokes info You smoke during your deer hunt after scent-proofing yourself all month. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here A tornado goes through your trailer's yard and makes it look neater. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You've got to shuck your toilet paper before you use it. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You have an autographed picture of Bob Barker in your wallet. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You think "Meals on Wheels" is another name for roadkill. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You shot your own 12 point coat rack. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You've been to the emergency room more than 3 times for mashing the wrong end of a thumb tack. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here The number of times you've seen either Elvis or a UFO exceeds your I.Q. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Any of your neighbors has ever spent Halloween night at the bottom of a hole because you moved their outhouse back about four feet. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You've ever lost a dog to a bush hog. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You\'ve ever been arrested for a DUI on a riding lawn mower. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You keep your teeth and your goldfish in the same glass. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here On average, one out of every thirty words you use can be found in a dictionary. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You think Motorola is a fancy name for a car part. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You give your girlfriend long-thorned roses hoping she won't ask for them again. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You borrow your wedding flowers from Wal-Mart. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You think Hamlet is on the McDonald's breakfast menu. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Your kids are going hungry tonight because you had to see your maw run her car at the dirt track race. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Your dad says, "Let's hit the road for dinner," and then grabs a shovel. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You ever called your sister "Mom" and didn't have to correct yourself. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here   [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32]

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