Love Making Tips - One Line Jokes | You might be a redneck if... - [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32] Jokes info The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You think Genitalia is an Italian airline. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey, y'all watch this." Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl.' Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You go to your family reunion looking for a date. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You dated one of your parents' current spouses in high school. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling. You have ever used a lightsaber to clean fish or open a non-twist-off bottle of beer. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You built an outhouse over the Sarlaac. You've ever argued with a Jawa over scavenging rights to a broken droid. A Wookie has ever told you that you need to shave. You have ever wrecked a landspeeder while trying to light a cigarette with your lightsaber. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Immunizations are worn fanny-packs, full of lizard's feet, owl's beaks and pig's ears. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Double By-Pass Surgery is only done when it's shown on The Learning Channel. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You have a choice of walkers, with or without a gun rack. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You share the Recovery Room with a sick cow. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here The bill is figured either in dollars or chickens. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here   [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32]

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