Love Making Tips - One Line Jokes | You might be a redneck if... - [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32] Jokes info Hospital food consists of picking your own corn on the roof. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Ambulance is a mule driven buckboard with a spinning lantern. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Nurses wear flour sack uniforms and look like burned out cloggers. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Dogs hang around O. R. for scraps. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Maternity Room is a do-it-yourself with fresh straw, a jack knife and a string. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Anesthesiologist in bib overalls, feeds you a clear liquid out of a mason jar. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Your Gynecologist is Ernest. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Your Proctologist, who watched Deliverance 200 times, asks you if can squeal like a pig. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here The Interns are led by Ernest T. Bass. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Surgical instruments include a stick of dynamite and a chain saw. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You don't think the Ewoks are primitive. You think an AT-AT looks like a giant cow. You don't think Jabba's pig guards have a hygiene problem. The Rancor monster refused to eat you. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Moonlight Drive-in Theater. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Your entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the Governor to spare a loved one. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over t' the dark side.. .it'll be a hoot." Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the bar-b-q grill to light. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here The moonshine still you built on Endor is hidden so well even the Ewoks can't find it. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here   [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32]

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