Love Making Tips - One Line Jokes | You might be a redneck if... - [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32] Jokes info You have a stuffed womp rat anywhere in your home. You think the symbol for the Rebel Alliance should be the Confederate flag. More than half the droids you own don't function. The number of blasters you own exceeds your I.Q. You wonder why Luke and Leia gave up on getting married. You used a carbon-freezing chamber to mount the Wampa you shot while on vacation on Hoth. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Your moonshine is made on a real moon. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You don't like wearing a Jedi robe because it prevents access to the dip stored in your back pocket. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Sandpeople back down from your mama. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You've ever used Jedi mind control to talk your way out of a speeding ticket or DUI. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You've ever strangled someone with the force because they laughed at your accent. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok... without using the word "chicken". Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You think that Stormtroopers are just KKK members with really good sheets. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here A peaceful meditation session is one without gas. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You can levitate yourself using a force from within, but not THE force. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You ever lost a hand during a light-saber fight because you had to spit. The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters. Wookies are offended by your B.O. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You re-use dental floss to save money. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You've ever drunk mouthwash just because you're too lazy to walk down to the liquor store. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Your homecoming basketball game was rained out. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Your baseball bat "ain't never been used on a ball, but it's sure hit plenty of other things." Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You've ever shot a mouse inside your home. You might be a redneck Jedi if... Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here   [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32]

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