Love Making Tips - One Line Jokes | You might be a redneck if... - [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32] Jokes info You've ever invited friends over to show off what's left of the squirrel that you shot with your deer gun. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You have more tires in your yard than on your trucks. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here The idea for the Budweiser frogs came from listening to you and your friends trying to read the label on the bottle. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Any time your kids see a dog they get out their ropes and lasso it and tackle it to the ground. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Your master bathroom has the words "porta" and "potty" written on the side. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You can't take a bath in the winter 'cause the stream is frozen. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You only bathe when it rains. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You think "Dueling Banjos" is classical music. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You refer to the Surgeon General's Warning on a pack of cigarettes as your medical encyclopedia. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You go to garage sales to shop for Christmas gifts. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You're 42 and still have clowns come to your birthday party. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You think 'possum is the "other white meat". Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Your husband spray paints the upholstery of your car to make it look new. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You've ever given a set of Tupperware ice tea glasses as a wedding present. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Your dungarees expose more than half of your crack in the back because the weight of your pocket knife. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Your idea of heaven involves two shotguns and a keg of beer. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You picket your horses on your lawn so you won't have to mow it. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You're wearing a camoflauge jacket and dipping in your driver's license pic. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You stop to flirt with the person running the drive through at McDonalds. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You save old kitchen appliances for target practice. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here   [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32]

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