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You save old kitchen appliances for children\'s Christmas presents.

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You get up EARLY on Saturday to go yard sale shopping for entertainment.

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Your gun cabinet takes up half your living room.

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You think the ATM machine is a giant, public calculator.

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Your favorite cologne smells like exhaust.

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The fire department leaves after discovering that the fire that destroyed y.

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You think its okay to have your 6 year old babysit your 5, 4, and 3 year old.

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Your dog's shots are up to date but your children's aren't.
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You use the water in your toilet to bob for apples.

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Your whole family sleeps in the same bed.

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You consider your annual bath one too many.

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You wore a baseball cap to the opera.

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If you are 20 and you can still go in McDonald's playhouse.
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If you think Purina is some kind of Ex-Lax.

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You can chew your own toenails.

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You've ever used an inner-tube patch on your jeans.

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You want the opening day of deer hunting season to be declared a national holiday.

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Someone knocks on your front door and your back door rattles.

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You let goldenrod grow in your yard because it looks so pretty.

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You've ever absent-mindedly nibbled on your live bait . . . and didn't spit it out.

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