Love Making Tips - One Line Jokes | You might be a redneck if... - [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32] Jokes info Your best Sunday clothes include your John Deere baseball cap. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You go to a wedding or any formal party and ask someone to pull your finger. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Your friend tells you he went online last night, and you think he took a drunk driving test. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Your mama has more tattoos than you do. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You watch "The Dukes Of Hazzard" and have to find someone to explain it to you. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Your mom kisses you goodnight and you go to school the next day and say you've met your future wife. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here When your wife walks in front of you it looks like two pigs fighting in a gunny sack. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Your only excuse for smelling bad is it runs in the family. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Your favorite fruit is chicken. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You think those yellow traffic signs that say "Slow children at play" means the kids in the area are not too bright. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here At least one of the kitchen appliances on your front porch is more than forty years old. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You think "Country & Western" covers both types of music. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You've ever used a hangnail as a tooth pick. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You have to check your coke can before you take a drink just in case you have mistaken it for your spit can. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You have accidentally taken a drink from your spit can. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Your wife asks you what you want to be when you grow up. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You see a forest fire and think 'Bar-bee-Q'. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You've ever strained your tea through a flyswatter. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Your mother is hairier than your father. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Instead of flossing you use a plunger. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here   [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32]

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