Love Making Tips - One Line Jokes | You might be a redneck if... - [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32] Jokes info You got married in the family car, in a drive-thru chapel. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You search your computer monitor for the dial that changes channels. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Your idea of a fancy dessert is "moon pie ala mode". Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You buy the lot next to your house because you need the room for all your "stuff" (cars, trucks building materials). Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Your idea of new siding on the house is more tar paper. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here The oak tree in the front yard is an essential piece of automotive repair equipment (how else are you gonna pull the engine out of the old Dodge?) Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Instead of locking the doors of your house, you keep a shotgun within reach, "just in case". Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You consider pickled deer organs a delicacy. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You don't know what a redneck is. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You're still upset that they canceled "The Dukes of Hazzard". Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You thought ER was ET's cousin. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You think a strip joint is where they disassemble cars. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You are in 6 grade and the only one in your family that can write your name. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You've run out of room on your arm from the tattoos of all wives names. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You refuse to wash your truck on account that you have a strong suspicion that mud and rust is all that's holding it together. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here People mistakenly come to your house thinking your having a yard sale. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You've ever told the local sheriff that you smell a pig and he replies, " I knew I should have taken a shower after I slopped the hogs today." Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Your idea of a luxury car is one that has the white fur covered seats in it. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You think the internet is a new fishing tool. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here There's a pothole in the road and you swerve . . . to hit it. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here   [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32]

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