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Your Truck has more Neon on it than the window of your local bar.

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You argue to the government that the budwiser plant should be one of the 7 wonders of the world.

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Your kids can't go out for Hollween because there's nobody within walking distance to get candy from.

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Your most productive fishing lure is a Dupont drifter and a dip net.

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City code enforcement officers use your property as a proving ground for new recruits.

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You think Tang is in the fruit group.

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You can hit a bullseye from up to 50 yards away, but still have trouble with your ABC's.

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You've ever wrestled your mama for the last can of beer.

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You surf the net primarily for tater gun building instructions.

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Your car is the only one in a parking lot and you can't find it.

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You think your IQ is the number of coons you shot out of season.

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You ever wonder what happened to that nice John F. Kennedy boy.

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The fuel for your main mode of transportation is oats.

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Your lawn mower has more horsepower than your wife's car, but no blade.

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You roll your pickup truck and laugh about it.

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You think the blood on the front of your pickup truck looks cool.

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You think the blood on the back of your pickup truck looks cool.

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Your pickup truck no longer has a back.

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The worst day of your life was when you dropped your bottle of Jack Daniels the other day.

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The best day of your life was when you found an unopened bottle of Jack Daniels "over yonder in them hills."

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