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You've ever barbecued Spam on the grill.
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You own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.

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The best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.
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You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.

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The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.

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Your brother-in-law is your uncle.

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You entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.

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You go to the family reunion to pick up women.

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Your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.

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You can't tell what color your car is because of the dirt.

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You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.

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None of your shirts cover your stomach.

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Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.

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The rear tires on your car are at least twice as wide as the front ones.

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You consider "Outdoor Life" deep reading.

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You prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.

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You use the term `over yonder' more than once a month.

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Birds are attracted to your beard.

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The diploma hanging in your den contains the words "Trucking Institute".

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Your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.
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