Love Making Tips - One Line Jokes | You might be a redneck if... - [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32] Jokes info Your mustache is longer than your wife's hair. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Cruise control in your truck involves fishing line, a pulley and a hook. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You live close enough to town to get garbage service, but don't use it because they won't come down your driveway to get it. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here The fellows on the big garbage moving equipment recoginze your wife.... and wave to her. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Your wife picks thru your garbage cans looking for any bait that may have grown in them since the last time you went. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You have ever removed the 3-9 zoom scope from your deer rifle to use at a KISS concert. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You have more than 2 used pampers rolling around in the back of your truck. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here When you put your hunting boots on you only get them on the right feet 50% of the time. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Your idea of a neighborhood watch program is tuning into "America's Most Wanted". Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You own more than two clappers. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You go to Wal-Mart to people watch. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You recycle enough Copenhagen lids to buy Christmas presents. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here The neighborhood dogs are afraid to come around your house because the fowl are big enough to hurt them. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You have ever had to climb up on the roof of an out building to get down any fowl that was frozen to the roof. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You have ever worried more about the outbuildings freezing than your vehicles. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You have ever had deer graze in your front yard close enough to the house that you could throw a rock and hit them. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You have ever dug up your driveway to fix your water line. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You have ever had to get up quickly in the morning in order to let the goat out before she dropped raisins on the kitchen floor. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Your wife is the only one that the geese will allow into the laundry room. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Any of your children learned to make very realistic animal noises before they learned to talk. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here   [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32]

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