Love Making Tips - One Line Jokes | You might be a redneck if... - [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32] Jokes info You have to stop a leak in your flatbottom boat with gum and chewing tobacco. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You have to pay your hair care professional in weekly installments of $3.00. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here The make, model, and license plate number of your truck are obscured by a layer of mud. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You have got more bumper stickers than children. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Your wife has ever taken two pairs of shoes to a funeral: one pair to trudge thru the wet Georgia red clay between the house and the pickup, and the other pair to wear at the funeral. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You have ever been in a funeral where the flower truck was a pickup, particularly if it belonged to one of the family, more particularly if it was yours. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You have ever had to stop at a car wash on the way to a funeral to wash the dump dirt from the back of your pickup so you can use it as a flower truck. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Your clawfoot bathtub has ever been unusable because your wife was using it as a brooder. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Your clawfoot bathtub sometimes serves as a hospital for injured fowl. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You have ever come home and heard a ruckus in the bathroom. When you looked in, one of the injured fowl had escaped, found the chicken in the mirror, and was currently fighting with said chicken. 56.There have ever been any gun parts, magazines, or ammunition stored on the window ledge of your kitchen. Particularly if they have if they have laid there long enough for the sun to bleach the paper on the shotgun shells. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Any part of your driveway has ever been unusable due to nesting fowl. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here One or more doors to your house or trailer are periodically unusable due to nesting fowl. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Your best coat is a black and red checkered. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You put your Christmas lights up 2 weeks after taking them down. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You consider duct tape and tarp straps necessities for auto body repair. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You raise the confederate flag in the bed of your truck whenever you go for a drive. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You can't wait for the Saturday night square dance. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You refer to your truck as if it had a legal first name. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You've ever been given a gun as a present. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Flannel is your favorite color. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here   [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32]

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