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Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.

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You've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.

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Bikers back down from your momma.

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You were shooting pool when your kids were born.

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Your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.

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You think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader.

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Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos".

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You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.

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You've ever stolen clothes from a scarecrow.

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You think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.

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You've ever shot a deer from inside your house.

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The first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are "Howdy!", "HEY!" or "How Y'all Doin'?" (If they respond with the same... they're a redneck too!)

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You have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.

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You've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom.

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You clean your nails with a stick.

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You prefer car keys to Q-tips.

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Your Christmas cards have a copy of your butt included.

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People are scared to touch your wife's bathrobe.

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Your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.

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You think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy.

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