Love Making Tips - One Line Jokes | You might be a redneck if... - [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32] Jokes info Every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mudflaps. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You owe the taxidermist more than your annual income. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You fainted when you met Slim Whitman. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You have lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people". Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Your dog can't watch you eat without gagging. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You have a Hefty bag on the passenger side window of your car. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Red Man sends you a Christmas card. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here The Salvation Army declines your mattress. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You have started a petition to change the National Anthem to "Georgia on My Mind". Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You call your boss "Buddy", on a regular basis. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance. (Is that a bad mental image or what?) Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here   [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32]

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