Love Making Tips - One Line Jokes | You might be a redneck if... - [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32] Jokes info You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here The biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Your wife weighs more then your refrigerator. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You mow your lawn and find a car. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You can spit without opening your mouth. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves putting on shoes and a jacket and grabbing a flashlight. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You participate in the "who can spit tobacco the farthest contest". Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You roll you hair with soup cans and wash it once a year. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You've never paid for a haircut. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You consider a three piece suit to be: a pair of overalls, a plaid flannel shirt and thermal underwear. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here There is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just "misunderstood". Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You've ever made change in the offering plate. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here   [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32]

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