Love Making Tips - One Line Jokes | You might be a redneck if... - [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32] Jokes info You've been to a funeral and there were more pick-ups than cars. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You just bought an 8-track player to put in your car. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here There are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here It's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You've ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Your vehicle has a two-tone paint job--primer red and primer gray. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here The tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire...on her house Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here The ASPCA raids your kitchen. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Your kid takes a siphon hose to show-and-tell. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here You fish in your above-ground pool. . . and catch something. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here Your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock. Comments   |   Category: You might be a redneck if... [-] give your vote [+] Like this joke? Leave your comment here   [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32]

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