You Might Be a Consu..

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You Might Be a Consultant if...

you ask the waiter what the restaurant's core competencies are.

you decide to reorganize your family into a "team-based organization."

you think that it's actually efficient to write a ten page paper with six other people you don't know.

you believe you never have any problems in your life, just "issues" and "improvement opportunities."

you explain to your bank manager that you prefer to think of yourself as "highly leveraged" as opposed to "in debt."

you can explain the difference between "down-sizing," "right-sizing," and "firing people's arses," and you actually believe your explanation.

you can spell "paradigm" and you actually know what a paradigm is.

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