Joke Joke Top Ten Things Engineering School didn't Teach You 1 There are at least 10 types of capacitors. 2 Theory tells you how a circuit works, not why it does not work. 3 Not everything works according to the specs in the databook. 4 Anything practical you learn will be obsolete before you use it, except the complex math, which you will never use. 5 Engineering is like having an 8 a.m. class and a late afternoon lab every day for the rest of your life. 6 Overtime pay? What overtime pay? 7 Managers, not engineers, rule the world. 8 Always try to fix the hardware with software. 9 If you like junk food, caffeine and all-nighters, go into software. 10 Dilbert is not a comic strip, it's a documentary. Love Making Tips - Profession Jokes | Jokes About Engineers [1] Posted by: n\a | Rating: 0.00 0 give your vote +5 Your comments and suggestions : Your Name: Your Email: Comments :

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