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Ten ways to realize your Internet connection is a little slow

1 Text on Web pages display as Morse Code and...
2 Graphics arrive via FedEx.
3 You believe a heavier string might improve your throughput
4 You post a message to your favorite Newsgroup and it displays a week later.
5 Your credit card expires while ordering on-line.
6 Playboy web site exhibits "Playmate of the year"...for 1989.
7 You're still in the middle of downloading that popular new game, "Ping Pong".
8 Everyone you talk to on the 'net phone' sounds like Forrest Gump.
9 You receive e-mails with stamps on them.
10 You click the "Send" button, a little door opens on the side of your monitor and a pigeon flies out.

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