Joke Joke Approximately ten excuses for not doing homework: I accidentally divided by zero and my paper burst into flames. I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook. I couldn't actually reach it. I have the proof, but there isn't room to write it in this margin. I was watching the World Series and got tied up trying to prove that it converged. I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy. I locked the paper in my trunk but a four-dimensional dog got in and ate it. I couldn't figure out whether I am the square of negative one or I am the square root of negative one. I took time out to snack on a doughnut and a cup of coffee, and then I spent the rest of the night trying to figure which one to dunk. I could have sworn I put the homework inside a Klein bottle, but this morning I couldn't find it. Love Making Tips - Profession Jokes | Jokes About Mathematicians [1] Posted by: n\a | Rating: 0.00 0 give your vote +5 Your comments and suggestions : Your Name: Your Email: Comments :

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