Joke Joke There were two grocers, Smith and Jones, in the same street. Smith had a sign in his window, "Avocados, 20 pence a pound". A woman goes in and asks for some. "Sorry love", said Smith, "I haven't got any in just now; come back on Wednesday". So she goes on up the street to Jones. But his avocados are 2 pounds-fifty a pound! But at least he has them in stock. "That's a bit steep isn't it? Smith's are only 20 pence a pound". "Yeah", says Jones, "and when I haven't got any in stock, mine also are only 20 pence a pound!" Love Making Tips - Profession Jokes | Jokes About Merchants Posted by: n\a | Rating: 0.00 0 give your vote +5 Your comments and suggestions : Your Name: Your Email: Comments :

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