1 Pays better than fast food, though the hours aren't as good.
2 Fashionable shoes & sexy white uniforms.
3 Needles: It's better to give than to receive.
4 Reassure your patients that all bleeding stops....eventually.
5 Expose yourself to rare, exotic, & exciting new diseases.
6 Interesting aromas.
7 Do enough charting to navigate around the world.
8 Celebrate the holidays with all your friends.....at work.
9 Take comfort that most of your patients survive no matter what you do to them.
10 Courteous & infallible doctors who always leave clear orders in perfectly legible handwriting.