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Computers are Like Men...


- In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

- They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.

- They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

- As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.

- They hear what you say, but not what you mean.

Computers are Like Women...

- No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.

- The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

- Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

- As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

- You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.


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