Computer Messages: what they say and what they mean by it
Press Any Key.
- Press any key you like but I'm not moving.
Press A Key.
- Nothing happens unless you press the 'A' key.
Fatal Error. Please contact technical support quoting error no. 1A4-2546512430E...
- ... where you will be kept on hold for 10 minutes, only to be told that it's a hardware problem.
Installing program to C:\...
- ... And I'll also be writing a few files into c:\windows and c:\windows\system where you'll NEVER find them.
Not enough memory.
- I don't CARE if you've got 64 MB of RAM, I want to use the bit below 640K.
Cannot read from drive D:...
- ...however, if you put the CD in right side up...
Please Wait...
- ...indefinitely.
Directory does not exist...
- ....any more. Woops.
The application caused an error. Choose Ignore or Close.
- ....Makes no difference to me, you're still not getting your work back.