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Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
A: Because Clinton \"invested\" all the turkey.
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Q: What were Bill and Chelsea Clinton doing in the voting booth?
A: Bill was giving his daughter a lesson in Civics, how to ruin the people!
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Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he did?
A: A dead girlfriend.
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Q: What\'s the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?
A: No fee--If No Recovery!
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Q: How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet?
A: They were dating the same girl in high school.
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Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying?
A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this one.
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Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is telling a lie by looking at his face?
A: If his lips are moving, then he\'s lying.
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Q: What do Bill Clinton and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common?
A: Neither one is very bright.
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Q: What does Clinton do to lose weight?
A: Runs away from the draft.
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Q: How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle [in Bosnia]?
A: He's got his jogging suit on.
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Q: What's Clinton's favorite baseball team?
A: The Dodgers.
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Q: What's Bill's fondest wish now?
A: That someone would wave a hand at him using more than one finger.
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Q: What's a Clinton sandwich?
A: Pure bologna piled high and deep.
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Q: Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?
A: For spare parts.
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Q: Did you hear that the Clinton's had Air Force 1 remodeled?
A: Now it's got two left wings.
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Q: Why is Bill Clinton called "middle of the road Democrat"?
A: Because he's got a wide yellow stripe down the middle of his two-lane back.
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Q: Why is Bill Clinton's economic plan called positively atheist?
A: Because it hasn't got a prayer.
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Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped together off the Washington monument, who'd land first?
A: Who cares!
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Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck?
A: Trying to save both faces.
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Q: If Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper took a boat ride and the boat capsized, who would be saved?
A: The United States of America!
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