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Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton a miracle child?
A: Because lawyers use their personalities for birth control.
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Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross the road?
A: To tax the chicken.
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Q: Why can't Bill Clinton file a defamation of character suit against his critics?
A: Because Bill Clinton has no character to defame.
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Q: If called to testify in a trial how long will it before before Clinton commits perjury?
A: When he's sworn in.
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Q: How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?
A: Depends on how many were photographed.
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Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross the road?
A: To meet the chick.
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Q: How are Boris Becker and President Clinton alike?
A: Both aren't as successful when they're not on grass.
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Q: Did you hear they put two new faces on Mt. Rushmore?
A: Yeah, they were Bill Clinton.
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Q: Did you know that Clinton's cat can play Chess?
A: Inside Information: The cat isn't really all that good at Chess. The last time they played best of five, Clinton won three games to two.
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Q: Who would become President of the U.S.A if the President died?
A: Bill Clinton of course!
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Q: How does Bill Clinton change a light bulb? A: He doesn't. He whines a while, says "I feel your pain", and gets congress to pass a billion dollar light security bill, and blames republicans and special interests for not making lightbulbs free. Q: What do the Republicans have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
A: A mandate to govern.
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Q: How can you tell that the guy who attacked the White house with a plane was insane? A: He seems to have thought Clinton would be in his own bedroom at night. Q: What did Hillary tell Bill when the Paula Jones story broke?
A: "You idiot! I told you to let Teddy Kennedy drive her home!
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Q: What did Boris Yelstin say when asked if meeting Clinton made want to convert Russia to the type of government they have in America?
A: "Never! I'm not going to let my wife run the country!!"
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Q: Why doesn't Bill like old houses?
A: He's afraid of the draft.
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Q: What's the differents between Bill Clinton and an elephant?
A: About 20 pounds and a jogging suit.
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Q: What\'s the difference between Bill Clinton and David Koresh?
A: Koresh only burned 85 people.
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Q: What\'s the difference between Bill Clinton and David Koresh?
A: Some people still believe in David Koresh.
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Q: What\'s the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin?
A: Some of Stalin\'s subjects admired him.
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Q: How many Hillary Clintons does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One--she just holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
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Q: What\'s the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?
A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.
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