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Q: How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?
A: There is writing on the White-out.
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Q: What is the difference between an intelligent liberal and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
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Q: How is Bill Clinton like a passive-restraint device?
A: He is a bag of air that is not on the driver's side.
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Q: How is Bill like a character actor?
A: When he shows character, he's acting.
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Q: What is Hillary's favorite holiday?
A: Summer Solstice.
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Q: What do you get when you give Bill Clinton a penny for his thoughts?
A: Change.
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Q: What do you get when you cross Bill Clinton with a gorilla?
A: Who knows? There is only so much a gorilla can be forced to do.
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Q: What is Clinton's favorite war song?
A: "Over Here"
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Q: What costume did Bill Clinton wear to a Halloween party that scared everyone to death?
A: He came dressed as a two-term president.
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Q: Why is Perot's wife glad he didn't get elected?
A: If he won, they would have to move to a smaller house in a bad neighborhood.
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Q: What is the difference between liberalism and socialism?
A: Socialism is dead.
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Q: What is the difference between Clinton\'s health care plan and a kidney stone?
A: A kidney stone is easier to pass.
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Q: What is the difference between Hitler and Bill Clinton?
A: Hitler intended to deliver on his speeches.
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Q: What is the difference between the U.S. and the former USSR?
A: The U.S. still has a Communist Party in power.
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Q: What does Clinton need to stop the white water?
A: A water gate.
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Q: Why are they renaming Arkansas Highway 50 the "Bill Clinton Highway?"
A: The road is crooked, slick, and has a yellow stripe down the middle.
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Q: What do Hillary Clinton and the Dallas Cowboys have in common?
A: They both dominate Bills.
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Q: What is the difference between TV characters Dan and Roseanne Conner and the Clintons?
A: The Conners own their own home.
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Q: What is the difference between Whitewater and Watergate?
A: No one died in Watergate.
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Q: What is Hillary's new nickname after her latest hairstyle?
A: Oldielocks.
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