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Q: What are the administration's favorite words in foreign policy?
A: We have not ruled out military force.
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Q: What would one get with a donation to Rostenkowski's legal fund?
A: A free stamp.
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Q: Why are staff cuts so difficult for Clinton?
A: He can't give a woman a pink slip without asking her to try it on first.
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Q: Which of the following does not belong: AIDS, gonorrhea, herpes, or Bill Clinton?
A: Gonorrhea--it can be cured.
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Q: Why was Roger Clinton's wedding delayed 5 days?
A: The bride's father had to wait 5 days to buy the shotgun.
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Q: How are Congressmen and baseball players alike?
A: They are millionaires who work 3 hours a day and left in August not finishing what they had started.
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the Atlantic?
A: To attend D-Day celebrations.
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Q: What do you get when you cross Bill Clinton and James Dean?
A: A man without a clue.
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Q: How did we know long before the Haiti invasion that Clinton was planning to go to war?
A: He visited Oxford.
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Q: How is Bill Clinton like an unemployed school teacher?
A: No class and no principals.
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Q: What\'s the difference between Bill Clinton and a pickpocket?
A: A pickpocket snatches watches.
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Q: What does Hillary have in common with the city of Buffalo?
A: They both have Bills that are losers.
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Q: Why does the Clinton administration want to reinvent government?
A: They are having a lot of trouble dealing with the existing form...democracy.
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Q: Who should Clinton have used to overthrow Haiti's military?
A: John Elway.
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Q: What does Hillary Clinton have in common with Gerald Ford?
A: They both became president without being elected.
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Q: What\'s the difference between the Waco ATF and Bill Clinton?
A: BIll Clinton burned 260,000,000 people.
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Q: What do call someone who sees the glass in front of him half full?
A: An optimist.
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Q: Well, then what do you call someone who sees the glass in front of him as half empty?
A: Teddy Kennedy.
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Q: What did Teddy Kennedy say when he heard of JFK's assassination?
A: He couldn't have been shot in the temple! We're not Jewish!
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Q: Why did Ted Kennedy spend four hours in the voting booth?
A: He thought he was in a confessional.
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