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Q: Why is Bill Clinton diverting federal funds from improving schools to improving jails?
A: Because when his term is through, he won't be going to school.
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Q: Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly?
A: Heredity.
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Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?
A: If they sent her to a public school, the secret service would be out-gunned!
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Q: What do Clinton and JFK have in common?
A: They haven't had any brains for the last thirty years.
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Q: What happened when Bill Clinton got a shot of testosterone?
A: He turned into Hillary!
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Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new car to commemorate President Clinton's election?
A: It's gonna be called the Dodge Drafter!
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Q: Why does the secret service guard Hillary so closely?
A: Because if something happens to her, Bill becomes President!
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Q: How many Clinton administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two--one to screw the bulb into the water faucet while the other tells us that everything possible is being done to help the situation.
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Q: How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?
A: None. The democrats do that.
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Q: How many Clinton White House officials does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They like to keep him in the dark!
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Q: Why do liberals travel in threes?
A: One to read, one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
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Q: What kind of neckwear does Hillary Clinton look best in?
A: A noose.
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Q: What kind of jewelry does Hillary look best in?
A: Handcuffs.
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Q: What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble?
A: Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.
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Q: What's the best place to photograph Clinton Administration officials?
A: A police lineup.
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Q: What's a conservative?
A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.
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Q: What is a conservative?
A: A liberal who's been mugged.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?
A: Chelsea.
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Q: You know what the problem with political jokes is, don't you?
A: They get elected.
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Q: What famouse Arkansas State Supreme Court decision is Hilary Clinton famous for?
A: If you divorce your wife in Arkansas, is she still your cousin?
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