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Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?
A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.
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Q: When will there be a woman in the White House?
A: When Hillary leaves town.
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Q: What\'s the difference between Bill Clinton and a container of yogurt?
A: Yogurt has culture.
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Q: What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?
A: Highway 55.
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Q: Why does Clinton always have a stupid grin on his face?
A: He is stupid!
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Q: Why is Clinton prone to losing his voice?
A: He keeps having to eat his words.
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Q: How do you know when a liberal is really dead?
A: His heart stops bleeding.
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Q: How does Al Gore spell potato?
A: T-A-T-E-R.
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Q: Why is Chelsea growing up a confused child?
A: Because dad can't keep his pants on and mom wants to wear them.
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Q: Why were there two presidential limousines in the inaugural parade?
A: The first one held the real president while the second one contained the president's spouse, Bill Clinton.
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Q: How has Clinton made his cabinet look more like America?
A: Many of them have sixth grade reading levels.
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Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter?
A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.
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Q: How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?
A: He's the stiff one.
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Q: If Rodham gets health care, Bentsen gets treasury, and Aspin gets defense, what does Gore get?
A: Coffee.
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Q: What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?
A: Everything's $100.
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Q: What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow?
A: To study economics.
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Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses?
A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.
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Q: Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?
A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.
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Q: What\'s the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter?
A: It took Bill less than 100 days to botch a military mission.
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Q: Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?
A: To promote off-shore drilling.
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