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Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin?
A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war.
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Q: What does Clinton have in common with his Hollywood pals?
A: They all make a living by lying to people.
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Q: Why did the Davidians commit suicide?
A: They were trying to keep up with the Joneses.
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Q: Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown?
A: The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.
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Q: What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?
A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".
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Q: What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President?
A: A competent liberal President.
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Q: What is the first thing that President Clinton says after waking up?
A: "Good morning, Bill."
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Q: What has Clinton done that no one has been able to do in the last 5 years?
A: Unite the Republican Party.
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Q: Why did Clinton waffle on military action in Bosnia?
A: His area of expertise is dodging armed conflict.
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Q: How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?
A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.
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Q: When did Clinton's friends become sure that he had political ambitions?
A: When he married outside of his family.
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Q: What does Bill Clinton have in common with former great Presidents?
A: Absolutely nothing.
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Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Elvis?
A: Elvis was drafted and served proudly in the Army.
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Q: Why did the IRS recently audit Bill Clinton?
A: Because he filed as head of the household.
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Q: How is Clinton's health care reform a lot like his haircut?
A: It is a lot more expensive than it looks.
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Q: What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?
A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.
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Q: Why were the Clintonites pushing the BTU Tax?
A: Because they could spell it.
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Q: What is the basement where White House staffers work called?
A: The whine cellar.
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Q: Why aren't Clinton White House staffers given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.
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Q: How can you identify a computer that has been in use at the Clinton White House?
A: There is White-out on the screen.
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