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Q: How do you break a Bill Clinton supporter's finger?
A: Punch him in the nose.
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Q: What does Jeffrey Dahmer's victims and The Clintons' hair styles have in common?
A: They both look like the work of a butcher.
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Q: If The Clinton's were younger, do you think they would have known the Clampents?
A: Possibly, Bill might have made Jethro's acquaintance in the 6th grade.
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Q: Why doesn't Hillary cut Bill's hair?
A: He won't pay her $300.
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Q: What are the two worst things about Bill Clinton?
A: His face.
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Q: What is the Arkansas state flower?
A: Gennifer.
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Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours?
A: Put Janet Reno in charge.
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Q: What's the difference between a Bill Clinton and a carp?
A: One's a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other's a fish.
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Q: What\'s the difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull?
A: The pit bull doesn\'t carry a briefcase.
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Q: How does Bill Clinton say "I'm about to hurt you"?
A: "Trust me."
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Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle, Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda?
A: Jane Fonda went to Vietnam.
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Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton apart from a cow?
A: By the wise look in the eyes.
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Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton from a bunch of dead bodies?
A: He\'s the stiff one.
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Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two--One to promise he'll do it better than anyone else and one to obscure the issues.
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Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None--He\'ll only promise \"change.\"
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Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: He doesn\'t! He whines a while, says \"I feel your pain\", and gets congress to pass a billion dollar light security bill, and blames Republicans and special interests for not making lightbulbs free.
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Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
A: Because they're sending their turkey to the White House!
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Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
A: Because they can\'t afford any more pork.
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Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
A: Reagan ate all the jellybeans.
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Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
A: They\'ve been having turkey for years.
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