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Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
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Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
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Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
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Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
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Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
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Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
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Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
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Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
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Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras!
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Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her!
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Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
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Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
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Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
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Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
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Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
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Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
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Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!
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Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
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Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
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