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There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, 'It is just as I feared!
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!'

Category: Limericks Author: Edward Lear

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There was an Old Man in a tree,
Who was horribly bored by a Bee;
When they said, \'Does it buzz?\'
He replied, \'Yes, it does!\'
\'It\'s a regular brute of a Bee!\'

Category: Limericks Author: Edward Lear

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There was an Old Man of Kilkenny,
Who never had more than a penny;
He spent all that money,
In onions and honey,
That wayward Old Man of Kilkenny.

Category: Limericks Author: Edward Lear

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There was an Old Man with a flute,
A sarpint ran into his boot;
But he played day and night,
Till the sarpint took flight,
And avoided that man with a flute.

Category: Limericks Author: Edward Lear

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There was an Old Man of Vienna,
Who lived upon Tincture of Senna;
When that did not agree,
He took Camomile Tea,
That nasty Old Man of Vienna.

Category: Limericks Author: Edward Lear

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There was an Old Person whose habits,
Induced him to feed upon rabbits;
When he'd eaten eighteen,
He turned perfectly green,
Upon which he relinquished those habits.

Category: Limericks Author: Edward Lear

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There was an Old Man of the Wrekin
Whose shoes made a horrible creaking
But they said, \'Tell us whether,
Your shoes are of leather,
Or of what, you Old Man of the Wrekin?\'

Category: Limericks Author: Edward Lear

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There was a Young Lady whose eyes,
Were unique as to colour and size;
When she opened them wide,
People all turned aside,
And started away in surprise.

Category: Limericks Author: Edward Lear

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There was an Old Man who supposed,
That the street door was partially closed;
But some very large rats,
Ate his coats and his hats,
While that futile old gentleman dozed.

Category: Limericks Author: Edward Lear

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There was a Young Lady of Dorking,
Who bought a large bonnet for walking;
But its colour and size,
So bedazzled her eyes,
That she very soon went back to Dorking.

Category: Limericks Author: Edward Lear

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There was an Old Man of Columbia,
Who was thirsty, and called out for some beer;
But they brought it quite hot,
In a small copper pot,
Which disgusted that man of Columbia.

Category: Limericks Author: Edward Lear

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There was an Old Man of the West,
Who wore a pale plum-coloured vest;
When they said, \'Does it fit?\'
He replied, \'Not a bit!\'
That uneasy Old Man of the West.

Category: Limericks Author: Edward Lear

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There was a Young Lady of Norway,
Who casually sat on a doorway;
When the door squeezed her flat,
She exclaimed, \'What of that?\'
This courageous Young Lady of Norway.

Category: Limericks Author: Edward Lear

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There was on Old Man of the Isles,
Whose face was pervaded with smiles;
He sung high dum diddle,
And played on the fiddle,
That amiable Man of the Isles.

Category: Limericks Author: Edward Lear

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There was a Young Person of Crete,
Whose toilette was far from complete;
She dressed in a sack,
Spickle-speckled with black,
That ombliferous person of Crete.

Category: Limericks Author: Edward Lear

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There was an Old Person of Hurst,
Who drank when he was not athirst;
When they said, \'You\'ll grw fatter,\'
He answered, \'What matter?\'
That globular Person of Hurst.

Category: Limericks Author: Edward Lear

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There was an Old Lady of Chertsey,
Who made a remarkable curtsey;
She twirled round and round,
Till she sunk underground,
Which distressed all the people of Chertsey.

Category: Limericks Author: Edward Lear

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There was an Old Man with a gong,
Who bumped at it all day long;
But they called out, \'O law!
You\'re a horrid old bore!\'
So they smashed that Old Man with a gong.

Category: Limericks Author: Edward Lear

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There was an Old Man in a tree,
Who was horribly bored by a Bee;
When they said, \'Does it buzz?\'
He replied, \'Yes, it does!\'
\'It\'s a regular brute of a Bee!\'

Category: Limericks Author: Edward Lear

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There was a Young Person of Smyrna,
Whose Grandmother threatened to burn her;
But she seized on the cat,
And said, \'Granny, burn that!
You incongruous Old Woman of Smyrna!\'

Category: Limericks Author: Edward Lear

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