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I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Category: Alcohol Author: W C Fields
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You don't have to be a beer drinker to play darts, but it helps.
Category: Alcohol Author: Author Unknown
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Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.
Category: Alcohol Author: Jack Handey
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When the wine is in, the wit is out.
Category: Alcohol Source: Proverb
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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Category: Alcohol Author: Frank Sinatra
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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
Category: Alcohol Author: Dave Barry
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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.
Category: Alcohol Author: Robert Benchley
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The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.
Category: Alcohol Author: Mignon McLaughlin
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I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.
Category: Alcohol Author: Oscar Levant
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Remember: "I" before "E," except in Budweiser.
Category: Alcohol Author: Author Unknown
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Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector. It encourages a man to be expansive, even reckless, while lie detectors are only a challenge to tell lies successfully.
Category: Alcohol Author: Graham Greene
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No animal ever invented anything so bad as drunkeness - or so good as drink.
Category: Alcohol Author: Lord Chesterton
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Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.
Category: Alcohol Author: Jean Kerr
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We borrowed golf from Scotland as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good.
Category: Alcohol Author: Horace Hutchinson
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Drunkenness is temporary suicide.
Category: Alcohol Author: Bertrand Russell
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Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink.
Category: Alcohol Author: Author Unknown
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Wine gives a man nothing... it only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost.
Category: Alcohol Author: Samuel Johnson
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A man ought not never to get drunk above the neck.
Category: Alcohol Author: Author Unknown
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Wine is sunlight, held together by water.
Category: Alcohol Author: Galileo
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If you wish to keep your affairs secret, drink no wine.
Category: Alcohol Author: Author Unknown
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