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Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don't drink too much. Then again, don't drink too little.
Category: Alcohol Author: Herman Jackrabbit Smith-Johannsen
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Category: Alcohol Author: Ernest Hemingway
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Category: Alcohol Author: Author Unknown
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I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.
Category: Alcohol Author: John Marcellus Huston
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If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi.
Category: Alcohol Author: Author Unknown Source: bumper sticker
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Draft beer, not people.
Category: Alcohol Author: Author Unknown
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The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity.
Category: Alcohol Author: Author Unknown
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Wine is bottled poetry.
Category: Alcohol Author: Robert Louis Stevenson
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When the wine goes in, strange things come out.
Category: Alcohol Author: Johann Christoph Friedrich von Schiller
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If drinking is interfering with your work, you're probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you're probably an alcoholic.
Category: Alcohol Author: Author Unknown
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First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
Category: Alcohol Author: Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald
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I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.
Category: Alcohol Author: Raymond Chandler
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If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while.
Category: Alcohol Author: Joseph Schenck
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This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.
Category: Alcohol Author: Samuel Johnson
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One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
Category: Alcohol Author: Lady Astor
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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Category: Alcohol Author: W C Fields
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It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most men are disguised by sobriety.
Category: Alcohol Author: Thomas de Quincy
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It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road.
Category: Alcohol Author: Author Unknown Source: bumper sticker
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The harsh, useful things of the world, from pulling teeth to digging potatoes, are best done by men who are as starkly sober as so many convicts in the death-house, but the lovely and useless things, the charming and exhilarating things, are best done by men with, as the phrase is, a few sheets in the wind.
Category: Alcohol Author: H L Mencken
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What's drinking?
A mere pause from thinking!
Category: Alcohol Author: George Gordon
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