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We hate to have some people give us advice because we know how badly they need it themselves.
Category: Advice Author: Author Unknown
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Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.
Category: Age Author: Author Unknown
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There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
Category: Age Author: Author Unknown
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I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.
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By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out.
Category: Age Author: Author Unknown
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You can't hide your true colours as you approach the autumn of your life.
Category: Age Author: Author Unknown
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You know you've reached middle age when a doctor, not a policeman, tells you to slow down, all you exercise are your prerogatives and it takes you longer to rest than to get tired.
Category: Age Author: Author Unknown
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Don't worry about avoiding temptation - as you grow older, it starts avoiding you.
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You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
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They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.
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Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
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Middle age is when a narrow waist and a broad mind begin to change places.
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I don't do alcohol anymore - I get the same effect just standing up fast.
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I'm not 40, I'm eighteen with 22 years experience.
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When the problem is not so much resisting temptation as finding it, you may just be getting older.
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Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
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Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Category: Alcohol Author: Author Unknown
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If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi.
Category: Alcohol Author: Author Unknown Source: bumper sticker
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Draft beer, not people.
Category: Alcohol Author: Author Unknown
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