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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Category: Fishing Author: Author Unknown
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Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home through an alley.
Category: Fishing Author: Author Unknown
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An angler is a man who spends rainy days sitting around on the muddy banks of rivers doing nothing because his wife won't let him do it at home.
Category: Fishing Author: Author Unknown
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"Carpe Diem" does not mean "fish of the day."
Category: Fishing Author: Author Unknown
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Give a man a fish, and you\'ll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he\'ll starve to death while praying for a fish.
Category: Fishing Author: Author Unknown
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Bass fishermen watch Monday night football, drink beer, drive pickup trucks and prefer noisy women with big breasts. Trout fishermen watch MacNeil-Lehrer, drink white wine, drive foreign cars with passenger-side air bags and hardly think about women at all. This last characteristic may have something to do with the fact that trout fishermen spend most of the time immersed up to the thighs in ice-cold water.
Category: Fishing Author: Author Unknown
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Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if he kept his mouth shut.
Category: Fishing Author: Author Unknown
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There is a lot more juice in grapefruit than meets the eye.
Category: Food Author: Author Unknown
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Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
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Those who forget the pasta are condemned to reheat it.
Category: Food Author: Author Unknown
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Chemicals, n: Noxious substances from which modern foods are made.
Category: Food Author: Author Unknown
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Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray.
Category: Food Author: Author Unknown
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Recipe: A series of step-by-step instructions for preparing ingredients you forgot to buy, in utensils you don't own, to make a dish the dog wouldn't eat.
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A three-year-old gave this reaction to her Christmas dinner: "I don't like the turkey, but I like the bread he ate."
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No one is free when others are oppressed.
Category: Freedom Author: Author Unknown
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Men fight for freedom, then they begin to accumulate laws to take it away from themselves.
Category: Freedom Author: Author Unknown
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I prefer liberty with danger to peace with slavery.
Category: Freedom Author: Author Unknown
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Freedom is never free.
Category: Freedom Author: Author Unknown
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Friendship isn't a big thing - it's a million little things.
Category: Friendship Author: Author Unknown
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A good friend is cheaper than therapy.
Category: Friendship Author: Author Unknown
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