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The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity.
Category: Alcohol Author: Author Unknown
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If drinking is interfering with your work, you're probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you're probably an alcoholic.
Category: Alcohol Author: Author Unknown
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It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road.
Category: Alcohol Author: Author Unknown Source: bumper sticker
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You don't have to be a beer drinker to play darts, but it helps.
Category: Alcohol Author: Author Unknown
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Remember: "I" before "E," except in Budweiser.
Category: Alcohol Author: Author Unknown
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Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink.
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A man ought not never to get drunk above the neck.
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If you wish to keep your affairs secret, drink no wine.
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Life's a waste of time, time's a waste of life so let's all get wasted and have the time of our life.
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How come if alcohol kills millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?
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New! Improved! Instant asshole... just add alcohol!
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If you can speak three languages you're trilingual. If you can speak two languages you're bilingual. If you can speak only one language you're an American.
Category: America Author: Author Unknown
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I pledge allegiance to the earth and to the flora, fauna and human life that it supports, one planet indivisible, with safe air, water & soil, economic justice, equal rights and peace for all.
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A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.
Category: Angels Author: Author Unknown
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Friends are kisses blown to us by angels.
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How can angels fall asleep when the devil leaves his porch light on?
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For every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
Category: Anger Author: Author Unknown
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I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.
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People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
Category: Animal Rights Author: Author Unknown
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I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Category: Animal Rights Author: Author Unknown
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