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Every survival kit should include a sense of humor.
Category: Humor Author: Author Unknown
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A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.
Category: Humorous Quotations Author: Author Unknown
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A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't.
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Today is the last day of some of your life.
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Without geography, you're nowhere.
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It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
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I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
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Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter.
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And on the eighth day God said, "Okay, Murphy, you're in charge!"
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When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.
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The chicken came first - God would look silly sitting on an egg.
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A great name for a new country song: If I'd Shot You Sooner, I'd Be Out of Jail by Now.
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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes.
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Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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Many of us believe that wrongs aren't wrong if it's done by nice people like ourselves.
Category: Hypocrisy Author: Author Unknown
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A half-baked idea is okay as long as it's in the oven.
Category: Ideas Author: Author Unknown
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The only thing wrong with doing nothing is that you never know when you're finished.
Category: Idleness Author: Author Unknown
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If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people?
Category: Ignorance Author: Author Unknown
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Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
Category: Ignorance Author: Author Unknown
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