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Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie.
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Wedding rings: the world's smallest handcuffs.
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Home cooking: where many a man thinks his wife is.
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Marriage is not a word - it is a sentence, life sentence.
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If your husband and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie?
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It's easy to understand love at first sight, but how do we explain love after two people have been looking at each other for years?
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Marriage changes passion - suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
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My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't.
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Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don't? Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed. Married guys go to the bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator.
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I dreamed of a wedding of elaborate elegance,
A church filled with family and friends.
I asked him what kind of a wedding he wished for,
He said one that would make me his wife.
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No man expects a great deal from marriage. He is quite satisfied if his wife is a good cook, a good valet, an attentive audience, and a patient nurse.
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If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.
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"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
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Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!
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Love is grand; divorce a hundred grand.
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Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
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Black holes result from God dividing the universe by zero.
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It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class.
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If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
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The human mind has never invented a labor-saving machine equal to algebra.
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