Author Unknown [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32] [33] [34] [35] [36] [37] [38] [39] [40] [41] [42] [43] [44] [45] [46] [47] Quote - Aphorism - Proverb info Trigonometry is a sine of the times. Category: Math Author: Author Unknown 0 Give your vote +5 comments Sometimes it is useful to know how large your zero is. Category: Math Author: Author Unknown 0 Give your vote +5 comments How many times can you subtract 7 from 83, and what is left afterwards? You can subtract it as many times as you want, and it leaves 76 every time. Category: Math Author: Author Unknown 0 Give your vote +5 comments Infinity is a floorless room without walls or ceiling. Category: Math Author: Author Unknown 0 Give your vote +5 comments There was a young man from Trinity, Who solved the square root of infinity. While counting the digits, He was seized by the fidgets, Dropped science, and took up divinity. Category: Math Author: Author Unknown 0 Give your vote +5 comments In the binary system we count on our fists instead of on our fingers. Category: Math Author: Author Unknown 0 Give your vote +5 comments If you saw a man drowning and you could either save him or photograph the event... what kind of film would you use? Category: Media and Journalism Author: Author Unknown 0 Give your vote +5 comments One thousand Americans stop smoking every day - by dying. Category: Medical Subjects Author: Author Unknown 0 Give your vote +5 comments A drug is that substance which, when injected into a rat, will produce a scientific report. Category: Medical Subjects Author: Author Unknown 0 Give your vote +5 comments Don't think of organ donations as giving up part of yourself to keep a total stranger alive. It's really a total stranger giving up almost all of themselves to keep part of you alive. Category: Medical Subjects Author: Author Unknown 0 Give your vote +5 comments Don't take your organs to heaven with you. Heaven knows we need them here. Category: Medical Subjects Author: Author Unknown 0 Give your vote +5 comments The man with a clear conscience probably has a poor memory. Category: Memory Author: Author Unknown 0 Give your vote +5 comments When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. Category: Men Author: Author Unknown 0 Give your vote +5 comments Some men have a den in their home, while others just growl all over the house. Category: Men Author: Author Unknown 0 Give your vote +5 comments Men are like a deck of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to beat them and a spade to bury them. Category: Men Author: Author Unknown 0 Give your vote +5 comments The only difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys. Category: Men Author: Author Unknown 0 Give your vote +5 comments There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance. Category: Men Author: Author Unknown 0 Give your vote +5 comments Men are like a fine wine. They start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with. Category: Men Author: Author Unknown 0 Give your vote +5 comments I'm a babe magnet... just the wrong end. Category: Men Author: Author Unknown 0 Give your vote +5 comments Jesus was a typical man - they always say they'll come back but you never see them again. Category: Men Author: Author Unknown 0 Give your vote +5 comments Author Unknown [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32] [33] [34] [35] [36] [37] [38] [39] [40] [41] [42] [43] [44] [45] [46] [47]

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