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Three wise men - are you serious?
Category: Men Author: Author Unknown
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What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need, and a man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Category: Men Author: Author Unknown
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Guys are like roses. You've got to watch out for the pricks.
Category: Men Author: Author Unknown
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Conscience gets a lot of credit that belongs to cold feet.
Category: Miscellaneous Author: Author Unknown
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Never say, "oops." Always say, "Ah, interesting."
Category: Mistakes Author: Author Unknown
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Our blunders mostly come from letting our wishes interpret our duties.
Category: Mistakes Author: Author Unknown
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Just because you make mistakes doesn't mean you are one.
Category: Mistakes Author: Author Unknown
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Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due.
Category: Money Author: Author Unknown
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
Category: Money Author: Author Unknown
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There are no pockets in a shroud.
Category: Money Author: Author Unknown
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Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn't expect to be paid back.
Category: Money Author: Author Unknown
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If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
Category: Money Author: Author Unknown
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Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy you the kind of misery you prefer.
Category: Money Author: Author Unknown
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In the old days a man who saved money was a miser; nowadays he's a wonder.
Category: Money Author: Author Unknown
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Those who believe money can do everything are frequently prepared to do everything for money.
Category: Money Author: Author Unknown
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The best way for a person to have happy thoughts is to count his blessings and not his cash.
Category: Money Author: Author Unknown
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By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out.
Category: Money Author: Author Unknown
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I'd like mornings better if they started later.
Category: Mornings Author: Author Unknown
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
Category: Mothers Author: Author Unknown
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The formative period for building character for eternity is in the nursery. The mother is queen of that realm and sways a scepter more potent than that of kings or priests.
Category: Mothers Author: Author Unknown
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