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Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection.
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The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there\'s nobody to talk to during an orgasm.
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The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead.
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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.
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I once knew a woman who offered her honor
So I honored her offer
And all night long I was on her and off her.
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An erection is like the Theory of Relativity - the more you think about it, the harder it gets.
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The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on.
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Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.
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I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now.
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I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week.
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Never let the little head do the thinking for the big head.
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Our love could change the orbit of the earth. So, if a meteor ever comes hurtling towards earth with the guarantee of destruction, top scientists may call on us to, well, you know, do it like crazy for the sake of humankind.
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An older sister helps one remain half child, half woman.
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Sisters may share the same mother and father but appear to come from different families.
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Stretch pants - the garment that made skiing a spectator sport.
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Skiing is the only sport where you spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg.
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Skiing: the art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk.
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Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
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Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.
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